whos yo daddy

whos yo daddy

10:04:52 Jul 17th 07 - Lord Senturu:

<Senturu> biach
<Senturu> whos yo daddy
<Jet> me
<Senturu> yea u
<Senturu> im yo daddy
<Jet> yes
<Senturu> booyaaa

10:18:17 Jul 17th 07 - Duke Mielo:

you seriously don't have a life eh, sent?

10:41:24 Jul 17th 07 - Lord Senturu:

no not really :D

10:58:21 Jul 17th 07 - Sir Salaras Lentorix Vineraven:

yA MUM dosent have a life!

13:27:40 Jul 17th 07 - Mr. Iwasfrozen IV:

Cos i'm always with her.

Booyha!!

01:38:14 Jul 18th 07 - Ms. Persephone:

Senturu is my daddy....but yet i still dont get any birthday presents:(

01:47:54 Jul 18th 07 - Lord Senturu:

holy crap i didnt know i had a kid.

im sorry, how am i gonna explain to Mifune that i have a daughter? :(

03:32:38 Jul 18th 07 - Mr. Sean Elderson:

Tell her you were young, drunk, and had an accident.

03:37:03 Jul 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"No, you need to lie and say you don't know her anymore (I know what you do on Sundays, you sure as hell don't go bowling like you say you do)

03:44:41 Jul 18th 07 - Lord Senturu:

omg ur right i dont go bowling....mainly cuz there is no place round here :(

03:59:56 Jul 18th 07 - Mr. Sean Elderson:

Septim must be stalking you Senturu. Don't follow any advice he has for you, because he is trying to lure you into a trap.

04:02:30 Jul 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"I have pictures I COULD show to Mifune unless you bring twenty kegs of beer to the back alleyway in fifteen minutes"

*Septim runs away

04:07:54 Jul 18th 07 - Lord Senturu:

*chases down Septim and curb stomps him*

hey you dont have any pics. cept of Mielo and twamao...in....bed?.....ewww...

*senturu takes the pics and leaves Septim to lie there on the ground*

04:42:19 Jul 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim gets up

"I wanted to sell them to you so YOU could show them to Mifune, they're freakin' hilarious!"

04:43:34 Jul 18th 07 - Lord Senturu:

well i cant buy beer. im not 21. :/

04:47:05 Jul 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

YOU'RE A BARTENDER FOR GOD"S SAKE!!!

04:49:29 Jul 18th 07 - Lord Senturu:

yea. but you only got to be 19 in idaho to sell beer. and im only 18 :/

04:50:31 Jul 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

......Can't you just get some beer from Ye Olde Taverne?

04:56:08 Jul 18th 07 - Lord Senturu:

no. i dont steal. specially not from my own tavern

04:56:44 Jul 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

awwwwwwwwwwwwww....isn't it Drakos' tavern? (lol)

05:19:22 Jul 18th 07 - Lord Senturu:

NO ITS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!

05:41:13 Jul 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim walks away and comes back with a Real Estate guy.

Real Estate Guy: "The deed is in Drakos' name..."

"See?!?"

06:24:50 Jul 18th 07 - Lord Senturu:

*shows Septim the real Deed*

Drakos signed it over to me several era's ago *beep*

06:25:47 Jul 18th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim smacks the Real Estate guy over the head with a baseball bat

"That jerk lied to me!"

*Septim continues beating him with a bat

18:14:48 Jul 18th 07 - Mr. Sakaal II:

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21:34:46 Jul 18th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

lordi can't think of anything better to sing about?

05:13:20 Jul 19th 07 - Sir Salaras Lentorix Vineraven:

*salaras jumps into the picture

guys, guys..... you dont buy alchohol you buy Coke tm it has all the goodness of the rain bow!

*quickly runs off

05:55:37 Jul 19th 07 - Lady Mifune:

What's this about a daughter?

....and I want beer!

08:20:36 Jul 19th 07 - Lord Senturu:

Mifune. im not sure how. or when. but it seems i have a daughter.

*gets Mifune a beer*

there ya go honey

08:34:17 Jul 19th 07 - Mr. Sean Elderson:

Good answer Senturu. You see there was no need for lying. Now you need to plan a family get together, and introduce your daughter to Mifune.

08:59:22 Jul 19th 07 - Lord Senturu:

yes thats what ill do, ill get a family get together. yes that will work. :D

17:26:17 Jul 19th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim finishes his two day long beating of the real estate guy and walks home

08:16:21 Jul 20th 07 - Lady Mifune:

I'm gonna need more than one beer...

09:15:15 Jul 20th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

"i can run over to the tavern and get you a few?"

10:23:13 Jul 20th 07 - Lord Senturu:

Defensive are you trying to hit on my wife?

11:09:39 Jul 20th 07 - Mr. MY God Farts:

hey mifune, wanna come to my house? :)

17:41:53 Jul 20th 07 - Mr. Sean Elderson:

Don't go Mifune it's a trap.

Mr. MY God Farts

Report

7/19/2007 5:14:12 AM Dude im ugly as hell and proud of it :D

18:25:35 Jul 20th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

senturu you have a wife!!!! well why dont you run ot the tavern and get the beers

04:49:47 Jul 21st 07 - Lady Mifune:

yes...more beer!!!!

LOT'S more beer!!!

04:52:31 Jul 21st 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim walks in with a briefcase, he keys in a passcode and opens it up, he pulls out a bottle of Tales Tavern's finest beer.

"Tales Tavern may not be running anymore, but the beer is still as good as ever!"

*He hands the bottle to Mifune

"Enjoy, Lady Mifune"

*Septim shuts his briefcase, grabs it, and walks away...

10:00:21 Jul 21st 07 - Lord Senturu:

Honey ill be right back

*chases after Septim. grabs the briefcase and starts poinding Septim on the head with it. Senturu then kicks Septim a few times. then walks away*

ok im back

10:05:55 Jul 21st 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"I...was...only...being...nice..."

*Septim picks himself up and uses a spell to grab his briefcase, he then opens the briefcase revealing a W2000 sniper rifle. Septim assembles it and shoots a hollow-point explosive round at Senturu's head, the bullet hits the Lord of the Spoon, killing him instantly. Septim packs up his sniper rifle and leaves.

10:10:32 Jul 21st 07 - Lord Senturu:

*Senturu is instantly brought back to life.*

biach

*Senturu catches up with Septim and takes the sniper rifle and shoves it up Septims *beep* and then pulls the trigger*

booyaa :D

10:13:54 Jul 21st 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim laughs as Senturu realizes that the gun is empty. Septim grabs the rifle from his butt and starts beating Senturu with the butt of it. He pulls out a needle full of a lethal dose of poison and infects it into Senturu, he then shoots Senturu in the head eighteen times with a Colt 1911. Afterwards grabs a rope and hangs Senturu on the ceiling by his feet and his arms tied to the ground.

"Muahahahaha!"

*Septim walks away with his briefcase.

11:21:31 Jul 21st 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Seloc walks in a balances a pint of beer of Senturu's head.*

"Tada!"

18:41:51 Jul 21st 07 - Sir Salaras Lentorix Vineraven:

hey! im going to marry you senturu.....

not like that! like how a priest does!

22:18:51 Jul 21st 07 - Lord Senturu:

*senturu is brought back to life*

ok this means war

*senturu takes the damn briefcase and crams it up Selocs ass. Senturu then grabs Seloc and crams him up Septims *beep**

booyaaahahahahahah

*senturu then shoots Septim with a 22

22:33:15 Jul 21st 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim does some sort of Matrix thing to dodge the bullet, he then pulls Seloc out of his butt and throws him at Senturu (he is covered in pooh). After that Septim pulls out a AMT Hardballer and starts shooting Senturu in the head. After loading 30 clips into Senturu, Septim pulls out an RPG-7 and blows Senturu to pieces, he then stashes the pieces in different treasure chests all over the world...

22:35:33 Jul 21st 07 - Lord Senturu:

*senturu is brought back to life behind Septim as he's placing the last chest in the ocean*

booyaa

*crams Septim in the chest and closes and locks the lid. Senturu then dumps the chest in the ocean*

22:38:48 Jul 21st 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim knows all of Houdini's secrets and escapes the chest without any problems. He grabs a swordfish while he is underwater and swims ashore he finds Senturu and stabs him multiple times with it, afterwards he shoves it up Senturu's *beep*.

"Aha!"

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